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im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
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ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
slightly bottombludgeoned.
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JFC Buster your hair
its like a chia pet i wanna touch it
reblogging agin for amazingness
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This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
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friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
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Porto Venere, Italy (by Claudia Gaiotto)
but wait
Saruman got all snooty in the films about Gandalf’s ‘love of the halfling’s leaf’ and Radagast’s ‘consumption of mushrooms’
but that fucker had two fucking barrels of longbottom leaf in his private storeroom
Saruman you fucking hypocrite
THE NATIONAL | Pink Rabbits
It wasn’t like a rain, it was more like a sea
I didn’t ask for this pain, it just came over me
I love a storm, but I don’t love lightning
All the water’s coming up so fast, it’s frightening
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when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
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